You and I are going to clean the bathroom.This post likely contains affiliate links. What now? Now it’s time to let him (or her) know what’s up. Your love potion is setting, your ice cubes are chilling, and you’ve got a bottle of wine all set out for the evening. Leave the herbs to steep for 10-15 minutes, and then add 1-2 Tbsp of honey for a little sweetness. I made mine tonight with 2 Tbsp hibiscus, 1 Tbsp lemon balm, 1 tsp diced ginger root, and a pinch of saffron. There’s really no set recipe – you just boil water and steep herbs, and then fill your ice cube tray with the tea. Or, if you abstain, put them in a glass of sparkling grape juice or cold tea. I think they’d be tasty in a vodka tonic, as well. Me, I’m about to have some in a glass of riesling. This is such a fun, easy, and special step, and you can put them in just about anything. Enjoy!īut, I’d like to point out – in bold – one more time, neither of these recipes should be used with latex. How You Use These Recipes: … is, frankly, none of my business at all. Pour in a small container immediately, before it cools. Delicious Honey-Vanilla Body OilĬombine everything in a small saucepan and heat on low until melted and combined.
I made some for a friend last year for her birthday, and her boyfriend still doesn’t shut up about wanting me to make more. Gift Idea! This would be PERFECT as part of a homemade gift basket for a bachelorette party. (Note – this is not latex friendly, so if you use gloves to clean the bathroom … keep it away from where you’ll use them.) Immediately pour into a small container and let set for an hour before use. Once it’s melted, remove from heat and whisk in cocoa powder and honey. In a small saucepan, melt the oil, cocoa butter, glycerin, and beeswax on very low heat, stirring often.
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2 Tbsp plus 1 Tsp almond oil (or any other mild-tasting oil – I used jojoba).(adapted from the Smooth and Sensual Cinnamon Love Balm recipe in Organic Body Care Recipes by Stephanie Tourles) The first one is a little more complicated – but totally worth it (I licked the spoon while making it). Here are two alternatives you can whip up while you ponder what joy they might bring later.
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So when your lovey puts it on your skin (and then maybe licks it off a little?), you know all’s well in the nontoxic department. But you can make your own “massage balm” easily – and healthily. Let’s face it, those romantic love potions you can pick up in just about any store these days, probably not so focused on health. Prepare a Love Balm Glycerin in the love balm.
So turn down the lights, put on some Damien Rice, and take a hot and heavy look at what you’ll be doing at the end of the week. I’m giving you an entire workweek to get ready for your date this weekend.Īnd you do have a date this weekend. I posted this on a Monday for a reason – women need time to ponder the mood before they’re actually in it. Now that we’ve sufficiently lost the kids, let’s cut the crappy bathroom cleaning euphemism and talk about what’s really going on (it’s s-e-x people). He’ll even have to help you clean.īut isn’t that the way it should be? Let’s Get Down to Business Your husband (or boyfriend) will have to help you get motivated. Today, I’m giving you recipes and ideas to get you in the mood to clean the bathroom. Do you even love me?” And you sigh and clean it as best you can. You haven’t cleaned the bathroom in a week. But the novelty fades, and you decide you’d rather worry about dinner. Once you’d seen the dirty toilet a few times, you started to feel pretty indifferent about scrubbing.Įvery once in a while, you’ll pick up a new cleaning tool, a fancy sponge, and you get excited again. There were parts that really, well, just kinda turned you off. Time went on, and cleaning the bathroom got tiring. You had energy.You probably even cleaned the bathroom every day. Sometimes, for no good reason, you’re really in the mood to clean the bathroom. Now that it’s just us, let’s talk about this cleaning the bathroom thing. (And for those of you who ARE over 18, but easily offended – and I mean very easily, my mother reads this so I have to keep it PG – by things of a romantic nature, you might want to stop now and flip on over to something a little less risque.) Honey, I’m Not In The Mood Now go pack to stay at your grandmother’s for the night. I have a headache.” this post won’t matter to you one bit.īesides, all we’re doing here is talking about cleaning the bathroom.
Unless you fully comprehend the motivation behind uttering the words, “Not now, honey. Kids, you don’t want to read the rest of this. However, because I try to maintain a teen-friendly website, I’m going to go ahead and ask the under-18’ers to do something else, while the rest of you read on. I’ve been called a LOT of things in my life, and “prude” is not one of them. You clean the bathroom with all this, right?
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